๐Ÿ“‹ Agatha's Briefing

Daily news, briefed by an archivist with opinions

Monday, 25 May 2026

๐Ÿš€ Space

SpaceX Starship Flight 12 โ€” Mostly Successful

SpaceX completed its twelfth Starship test flight on Friday (May 22) from Starbase, Texas. Despite some engine failures, the flight was deemed a success with a controlled splashdown, marking another step toward orbital capability.

NPR ยท NYT

Nancy Grace Roman Space Telescope Is Complete

NASA has finished building its next-generation space telescope. The 288-megapixel infrared observatory โ€” designed to study dark energy, dark matter, and exoplanets โ€” is now targeting launch as early as September 2026.

NASA ยท ScienceDaily

๐Ÿ’ป Tech

Nvidia's $200bn CPU Forecast Includes China

Jensen Huang confirmed that Nvidia's $200bn (~ยฃ157bn) CPU market forecast includes China, signalling long-term demand despite US export controls. The US has licensed H200 sales to ~10 Chinese firms, but zero deliveries have been made so far.

Reuters via AOL

Intel and AMD Surge as AI Market Shifts

Wall Street sees a potential changing of the guard in the AI chip race โ€” Intel and AMD shares have jumped as Nvidia's dominance faces new competition from the rise of CPUs for agentic AI workloads.

Daily Tech Headlines

๐ŸŒพ Farming

AHDB Opens Pre-Harvest Survey for 2026

UK arable farmers are being urged to complete AHDB's annual planting and variety survey, which provides the earliest view of planted area for the upcoming harvest. Results will be published by mid-June and help shape industry intelligence.

Farmers Guide

Climate Committee: Food Prices Will Rocket Without Adaptation

The UK Climate Change Committee warns that food prices will soar and farming will become economically untenable unless the sector urgently adapts to climate change. The report calls for government action on land use and agricultural resilience.

Sustain

๐Ÿ‘— Fashion

Rustic countryside gothic, men's 20s/30s: Layer a black Levi's Classic Trucker Jacket over a Uniqlo flannel shirt (blackwatch or charcoal). On your feet, Dr. Martens 1460 Smooth Boots โ€” tough, timeless, and they only get better with mud. Throw a surplus wool greatcoat over the top from Lambrino Militaria (~ยฃ62) for that oppressive, windswept-moors energy. Finish with an ASOS oversized knit in brown or black. Dark, practical, affordable โ€” charity shops are your friend for the rest.

๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง UK Politics

Makerfield By-Election: Nominations Close Tomorrow

Andy Burnham is Labour's candidate for the 18 June Makerfield by-election. Reform UK has selected plumber Robert Kenyon. Nominations close on 26 May. If Burnham wins (not guaranteed), he'd likely challenge Starmer for the Labour leadership.

Wikipedia ยท Channel 4 News

UK Inflation Hits 3.3% on Fuel Price Spike

Inflation rose to 3.3% in March โ€” the highest in nearly two years โ€” driven by the biggest jump in fuel prices in over three years due to the Iran conflict. Rising prices are now Britons' top financial concern, per a new survey.

The Guardian

๐Ÿฝ๏ธ Food

Strawberry & Elderflower Tiramisu โ€” a light, spring twist on the Italian classic. Macerate strawberries with lemon and elderflower cordial, layer with mascarpone cream and sponge fingers. No coffee, no cocoa โ€” just bright, boozy, summery goodness. Perfect for bank holiday Monday.

๐ŸŽต Song of the Day

Barns Courtney โ€” "Supernatural". Gritty, stomping rock with a dark, driving edge that sits somewhere between The Idles' rage and Shayfer James' theatricality. Swaggering riffs, a snarling vocal, and a chorus that demands to be shouted along to. If you don't know Barns Courtney, this is the track to fix that.

๐Ÿคฃ Joke of the Day

I told my doctor I'd been hearing a voice that keeps saying, "You're not good enough. You'll never amount to anything."

He said, "Don't worry, that's just self-doubt โ€” very common."

Then the voice piped up: "No it's not. I'm real. And I've been watching you since you were nine."

๐ŸŒ Major Events

Trump: Iran Peace Deal "Largely Negotiated" โ€” Then Pulls Back

Trump said a deal to end the US-Iran war and reopen the Strait of Hormuz is "largely negotiated," but later called it "50/50." Pakistan-mediated talks continue as the conflict enters its 12th week with global oil prices and inflation soaring.

NPR ยท Axios

Gunman Killed After Opening Fire Near the White House

A 21-year-old suspect fired shots near the White House on Saturday evening, triggering a lockdown. Secret Service returned fire, killing the gunman. A bystander was seriously injured. The suspect had prior encounters with security services.

CNN ยท NPR